Oakstout keeps taunting me in email because he just picked up Frontlines: Fuel of War – my current favorite shooter – and my Xbox 360 is off being replaced. Guess what buddy? UPS Tracker tells me the new Jasper unit should arrive in two days!
In the meantime, to poorly (and cheesily) paraphrase Robert Deniro’s “Jinxy Cat” song from Meet the Parents:
X-y box, X-y box, where are you? I miss you…
Yes, I’m being stupid having fun with some of the custom link CSS classes I coded awhile back then forgot about…
Enjoy your final two days Oak… because once my Jasper is on — *BOOM!* 
After that I’ll get ya in my squad and we can die like the noobs we are terrorize the Western Coalition teams!
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I have lots of free time this sunday if you want to enlist my very poor first person shooter skills. Apparently, Frontlines makes me dizzy, but I’ve got some Dramamine here and I plan to use it lol.
Hope you get your box back soon. Don’t forget to re download all your XBLA content and DLC. Otherwise you won’t be able to play them off line. It doesn’t take but a few seconds, so you should be killing stuff again very soon after it arrives.
I just picked up Frontlines today.
I know nothing whereof you speak, but the strikeout line made me spray coffee. I am coming to the conclusion that strikeout is the most underused humour device on the internets today. At least the written internets.
Ha! Yes, aren’t strikeouts great? I too often forget to use them myself, but they are certainly useful for some snarky and/or self-deprecating humor.